As a mother, I will tell you one of thing that all mother can agree on. Poop, a child’s poop…is the worse thing ever. I hate it, it’s disgusting, I have gagged, and all I get back is a fart and a giggle. Sometimes from my two year old will say “oh ewwwwwwww” yeah no shit (no pun intended) but I’m the one wiping the butt here! If I had to put stock ANYWHERE, it would be put in wipes and diapers. But today, was by far the worse thing ever. I guess I need to say I have two kids, one is two, who I have been attempting to potty train and the other is 7 months, yeah their close together, what can I say (Bow chicka bow wow)? First, like I said, I’m ATTEMPTING to potty train my 2 year old, he has it down pretty good. Except for the part of peeing first, THEN running to the potty. But this morning, as he is eating his eggs and biscuit I hear an “ew” I casually but cautiously walk into the play room. I wasn’t ready for what I saw, at all, there was poop, not just in his now defaced Thomas the Train underwear, but on his Cars PJ’s, his Lighting McQueen Pillow, that $60 Build-a-weliketostealyourmoneyforafreaking-Bear it was EVERYWHERE. He looks at me with those long eye lashes and green eyes saying “ewwwwwwwwwww, oh no I went poop!” Yeah, well he left out the fact that he also speared that poop everywhere. I have decided today, I will super glue that potty to his butt until he is fully potty trained! In the end, I had to go to Kroger’s to rent a huge carpet cleaning machine, one which I got caught up in the wire and busted my butt. So, all is well now as I’m sitting here with my glass of rum and coke, but my day has been pretty shitty.